Moonstruck

affected by or as if by the moon: as
a:mentally unbalanced    b:romantically sentimental   c:lost in fantasy or reverie

Mommy

a female parent; a woman in authority

The never-ending list of things about moonstruck mommy

1. I am the mommy of 2 loud, crazy, perfect-ish kids

2. I have the most amazing husband ever! (Hands off ladies)

3. Chocolate=Love

4. I am extremely sarcastic (aka bitchy to my friends and family)

5. Blood makes me just about pass out– also needles, injuries, first aid classes, the show ER

6.  I HATE bugs! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE them!! Any kind- roaches, spiders, moths, potato bugs, dragonflies, rolli pollies, EVERY single one of them!!!

7.  I don’t do windows.

8.  Ron Weasley- “Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the wizarding world.”

9. I loooove to cook, and then eat!

10. I was a sword swallower in a past life

11. And the princess from Princess & the Pea

12. I went to Cal Poly SLO for Child Development, but left before I finished because I didn’t like the, um, demographics (WAY too many spoiled white kids)

13. SKOL VIKINGS!

14. My kids are half Indian (thanks to hubbs, obviously) and I love learning about their culture with them.

15. I would leave hubbs for Kate Beckinsale

16. Or Legolas (NOT Orlando Bloom, Legolas)

17. #KobeStinks I love the Celtics!

18. I take the onion out of my onion rings

19. I absolutely HATE when people try and leave angry.

20. I’ve been to Vegas more times then I can remember but I hate to gamble and rarely drink. The lights sure are pretty though.

21. I think Tom Cruise is an idiot. (But who doesn’t really?)

22. I feel like a brownie right now. (right now meaning ANY TIME OF THE DAY!!)

23. My favorite color is green… yes, I know, very exciting, but maybe, one day you’ll have a choice between 2 really awesome umbrellas that you want to buy for me & now the decision won’t be so hard. Get the green one.

24. I can’t stand liars. I can forgive just about anything, but I take lying super personal. No idea why.

25. I am THE clumsiest person alive.  Just ask every set of stairs I’ve ever encountered

25.5  Combine that with being the biggest hypochondriac EVER and it is no wonder I can’t even remember how many times I’ve been to the ER, let alone what for.

26. I want a maid.

27. My favorite Disney movie is The Lion King, but Beauty & the Beast is a very close 2nd!

28. I looove to sing… especially show tunes!

29. For as long as I can remember I’ve wanted to be a teacher, but I have to admit, being a SAHM is pretty kick ass

30. I’ve moved 7 times in the last 5 years, but hopefully we’ll be here for awhile. Yay for owning!

31. I’m in my PJs whenever possible.

32. I’ve always wanted the power to read people’s mind.

33. I’m addicted to Reality TV.

34. I can’t stand the way I sound eating cereal

35. I am weirdly scared of garages, especially at night which bugs the crap outta hubbs, since that’s where our washer & dryer are!

36. My best friend is my iPod touch. don’t judge me.

37. I could eat Rice Krispy Treats ALL DAY LONG!! (And I have… recently)

38. I cry over everything- songs, movies, life, commercials, EVERYTHING

39. When I was younger I had the biggest crush on Alvin (from Alvin & the Chipmunks) and so wanted to tickle the Pillsbury Dough Boy- not sure which is weirder!

40. I can’t go more then 3 hours without lotion and chapstick– I blame you Colette!!!!

41. I hate fish. I don’t eat them, I would NEVER, EVER, IN A MILLION YEARS snorkel, and definitely have no desire to have one of those nasty things in a bowl, in my house.

42. I watch/love every flavor(?) of Real Housewives.

43. addicted to PSE. something fierce.